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*I'm super clumsy, did I tell you that? It's like my presentation card: "E. Clumsy. Teacher" So one day I was at school, I had been working there for two weeks at that point, and that first year I was the substitute teacher -yeah, the one who nobody ever takes seriously.
I was with this group of students which were a complete pain in the ass -oh and I must make a point here: people, don't believe when teachers tell you all children are good, nice and adorable. NO! That's the biggest lie I've ever heard, but I'll talk about this on the next post.
I'm rambling too much, sorry!
Well, as I was saying, I had this group of students which were terrible to work with and I was scolding one of them. I was walking around the room with my "bitchy-teacher" face, saying "Today, after classes, I'm going to talk to your..." And I couldn't say "mother" because I stumbled with one of the desks' leg and fell flat on my knees. Yeah, it wasn't that funny then LOL.
*Two years ago, I was celebrating Halloween with my students at school. Their relatives came to see them because they danced Thriller (yeah, I taught them that, how cool am I? lol) and after that, I was busy offering their relatives some sweets. I approached one of the girls' grandfather and after showing him the cauldron with sweets, I said: would you like some sweets, sir? And his answer, with a polite smile was: "No, thanks. I'm a diabetic" Yeah, I wanted to vanish right there.
So, do you have any funny story to share? Leave a comment, I'd really appreciate it =)