|Yeah, she puts a face similar to this one|
Okay, so she turned 50 last year and she was unlucky enough to get divorced the same year, so she's going through some "middle-age"/ pre-menopausal crisis and she cries over every single stupid thing. However, she cries even harder when she tries to convince me not to steal her sweet boy from her while looking like Puss in Boots and saying "I know that once you two are married, he's going to forget about this old lady here. Leo's not going to need me then, and I won't see him againg. I know he won't come to see me anymore once he's moved out of here. I won't even see my grandsons!"
Let's face it, after she has called at 1 a.m. on Saturday (Leo stays at my home on Friday and Saturday night) to ask my boyfriend if his car is inside the garage "because according to the weather report hailstones are going to fall tonight", only to attempt to continue the conversation by asking him "What were you doing? Were you awake?", I can definitely say she's nosy. Was she expecting Leo to say "No, actually I was passionately making love to E?" or " No, E's asleep. I'm watching some porn on the computer now" or "Yes, it's 1 in the morning! I'm trying to get some mother-fucking sleep!". She just wants to know everything. Every.Single.Mother.Fucking.Thing.
Now it's your turn to tell me what should I do? Should I kill her? Should I find her a man? Should I tell my boyfriend her mother is a complete pain in the ass? I tried to say that to him and he laughed and said "I know". How crazy is that?
I just know one thing: I definitely will decline the offer to join the "Bitchy Mothers-in-Law Club" in the future. I don't want any of my daughters or sons-in-law to be writing a post on a blog about how hideous his or her mother-in-law is.