Sunday, 29 January 2012

Stupid Facebook posts and bitchy mothers-in-law

There are 2 things that turn me onto a bitchy mother fucker: stupid Facebook posts and my mother-in-law.

I hate those people who think Facebook was created to be used as a diary. Let me explain what I mean by showing you three examples:

Sat., Jan. 28th 2012. 2:07 a.m.
Nicolás says: I'm so bored! I think I'm going to go to bed now. Bye.

Sat., Jan. 28th 2012. 2:12 a.m.Nicolás says: Okay, I'm going to bed now. Bye.

Sat., Jan. 28th 2012. 2:15 a.m.
Nicolás says: Off to bed. Bye.

Is there any need to write the same stupid post 3 times? That makes me yell at him in my mind: we already understood you were going to bed, we don't need to read it three times! We aren't as stupid as you are! Or, as I said to my friends: he wants someone to talk to him because he's bored, but he's an asshole and nobody wants to talk to him because he does stupid things like these.

The same happens with those people who buy something and are desperate to show it... Such is the case of one of my Facebook contacts who bought a car on Thursday and for three days in a row posted things such as: "Washing my baby" (accompanied by a picture of him next to his car), "Feeding my baby" (and a picture of him putting some gas in it), "Taking my baby for a ride" (guess what?? Yes! A picture of him driving the car accompanied the post). I was about to reply to the last comment saying: "why don't you get a real babe instead? Oh, yes, I forgot, you're too busy masturbating thinking about your car that you can't even possibly think about a getting a real woman"

Then, there's always someone who's always willing to ruin a post by making the stupidest comment you have ever read. That's the case of this one...

funny facebook fails - "20 Isn't Even a Time."
For crying out loud! What the hell was this lady thinking about? Is it possible to be even dumber? It looks like a post written by Jim Carrey's character on "Dumb and Dumber"...

Okay, I think I'm going to talk about my mother-in-law on another occasion because this Facebook thing gets me on my nerves.

I'm gonna go now.

I'm leaving.

Okay, the bitch is off.


  1. I have a friend who does the constant Facebook posts. Most without an explanation as to what he was talking about.

    7:12 - Well, that was unnecessary!
    7:22 - Out of pizza in the cafeteria again.
    7:28 - Worst seat again
    7:36 - Seconds, here I come.
    7:53 - Still friends? If you say so.

    He does this all day long. I finally had to unsubscribe from his posts. I didn't unfriend him, he's a good guy, but I didn't need to see everything that happened over the course of the entire day.

  2. I thought people have Twitter for real-time conversation and Facebook is for "updating your status" every 5 minutes or so and make everybody watch. That. I don't know, I couldn't care less too.
    Oh, maybe that guy is lonely but has a really stupid way of showing it. I know lots of them, they spread like disease: People who have feelings and don't have a clue how to express them. They're being annoying asses instead.

  3. I'm right there with ya girl. I've had to block from view some people who constantly post pictures of what they are having for dinner (who the fuck cares) and people who brag about every little accomplishment of their darling children.

  4. Well, Brett, I have another friend who used to do what you said your friend did. Luckily, she stopped in time otherwise I would've have to unfriend her! She was annoying as hell...

    lol Loved the last part of your comment, Tallullah! You rock, girl!

    and Just Keepin' It Real, Folks, I forgot to include people who post pictures of food... another annoying facebook status!

  5. Jeezy, this is why I go for days at a time without looking at facebook - over-users annoy me too.

    And mothers-in-law? Oh Lordy, I have no idea what you're gonna say, but I guarantee I am right there with you.

  6. Fun blog. Love, love, love it. How'd you stumble upon mine?

  7. I feel your pain....that's all I'm going to say

  8. Vesta Vayne... I'm finishing my next post in a minute, but hey, when it comes to hating mothers-in-law we're all sisters, girl =P

    Rachie-Babe Thank you very, very, very much! =P I can't remember how I stumbled upon yours, but it's awesome too!

    and thinking123 thanks!